Dear Cardio,You are someone I really dislike but need. You always want to hang out even when I am in a mood and say I don’t want to. You are the friend that always sits there waiting for me. When we hang out it’s for as long as I want whenever I want and you don’t complain. You are the best friend I could ask for and hanging out with you also makes me healthier and sexier. I don’t know anyone else at all that can do that. No matter how badly I treat you, you are always willing to hang out with me.
If you are so good to me, then why do I have so much trouble appreciating you? I don’t deserve someone so nice. I always want to spend as much time as I can with you but I always find reasons to do it later. I am so sorry. We used to hang out for an hour but now I only spend 30 minutes with you. This is very disrespectful! What did you do to me? I am very sorry and promise to give you the attention you deserve. See you soon and a lot more often!
P.S. Don't tell my wife.